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This Is Elvis. Any Messages For Me?
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This is Elvis. Any messages for me?
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Jesus: If any man thirst..John 7:37 Elvis: "Drinks on me!" Jailhouse Rock
Assimilate me...tender... -- Elvis of Borg
Please feel free to leave me messages.
If I was Elvis, would you screw me? -- Pick up line
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw Jimmy Hoffa. He sat between Elvis and me on the UFO.
My girlfriend gives me more error messages than my computer.
The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge and guilt.
-- Elvis Costello...
I walk along a thin line darling, dark shadows follow me. -- Elvi
