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• For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
• In the fight between you and the world, back the world. -- Frank Zappa
• One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you.
  You do not change people's minds. -- Frank Zappa, 1979...
• Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned -- I support your right to enjoy it.
  However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture or necrodestination....
• CPR Compliment PRogrammer('Aren't you cute!')
• Grandma: Abe, isn't Homer cute? Abe: Probably. I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl.
  If people don't support this thing, it might not make it....
• 1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck").
  2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!...