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• Ask me about my lobotomy.
• Ask me about my extra chromosome
• Ask me about space hamsters.
• All the reporters ask me about my failures. Are they kidding?
  There are no failures. Failure? Failure isn't in my vocabulary. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• Don't ask me. I was hired for my looks.
• All my friends would ask me where it's all leading to...
• If you were to ask me this question, what would my answer be?
• Homer: I'm going to regale everyone with my anecdote.
  You know, the one I tried to say on the radio? Heh, heh....
• Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime, I'll be pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield Museum -- the world's largest cubic zirconia.
  Homer: Listen, Mr. Cat Burglar, I vow to go without sleep and guard the Springfield Museum day and night for as long as it takes from now on....