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The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
The two quickest goals scored in the NHL were three seconds apart.
The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else are fast women and slow horses.
The two things that have not evolved throughout time are sharks and bugs.
The two World Wars came in part, like much modern literature and art, because men, whose nature is to tire of everything in turn, .
.. tired of common sense and civilization. -- F. L. Luca...
The type syntax for C is essentially unparsable. -- Rob Pike
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
-- Oscar Wilde...
The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic light table for cutting and pasting documents.
The typical successful American businessman was born in the country, where he worked like hell so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.
-- Don Marqui...
The tyranny of a prince in an oligarchy is not so dangerous to the public welfare as the apathy of a citizen in a democracy.
-- Montesquieu...

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