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• Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad. -- Rob Pike
• The only thing that is fault tolerant about the Internet is that the users are prepared to tolerate its faults.
  -- Rob Pike...
• For a good time, type FORMAT C
• It's nice to be in a position where people apologize because they assume there's humor in your work, based on past experience, but they're not sure where it is.
  -- Rob Pike...
• Turn your Pentium into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
• Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
• BCPL // n. [abbreviation, `Basic Combined Programming Language') A programming language developed by Martin Richards in Cambridge in 1967.
  It is remarkable for its rich syntax, small size of compiler (it can be run in 16k) and extreme portability....
• My doctor says my blood type is C double-positive.
• why_do_c_programmers_type_like_this(char *FAR OUT)