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• I know I'm blond, but I have to colour my hair brown, so people whould not think I'm stupid.
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• When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begu
  when Hydrogen scored two fast points And Oxygen still had none Then Oxygen scored a single goal And thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1 Called because of rain....
• My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. -- Rita Rudne
• All five second fuzes will burn down in three seconds.