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• The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs. -- G.B. Shaw
• All professions are conspiracies against the laity. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
• You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• England and America are two countries separated by the same language. -- George Bernard Shaw
• I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend.
  .. if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
• We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists. -- George Bernard Shaw
• If you are going to have doctors you had better have doctors well off
  just as if you are going to have a landlord you had better have a rich landlord....
• You cannot believe in honor unless you have achieved it.
  Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world....