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The TV News Anchorman: Maury Po
The Twelfth Month: Dee Sembe
The twelfth regeneration's a bitch and then you die
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
The two bits of protoplasm could remember when they were cell-mates.
The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are: 'Cheque enclosed.' -- Dorothy Parke
The two most engaging powers of an author are to make new things familiar, and familiar things new.
-- Johnso...
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent individuals within those groups.
-- Clark Colema...
The two noblest things, which are sweetness and light.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Battle of the Book...

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