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• Why is there so much month left at the end of the month?
• The trouble with money is it costs too much!
• y. -- Bill Vaugha
• The trouble with the average family today is that it's hard to support it and the government on one income.
• A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator, "This is a parson to parson call.
  A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign....
• Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salary of a large research staff to study the problem.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• The honeymoon is over when he phones that he'll be late for supper -- and she has already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
  -- Bill Lawrence...
• Hockey costs too much money.