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The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
The surest way to be alone is to get married.
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche...
The surest way to encourage violence is to give in to it.
The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.
-- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Douglas Jerrold's Wi...
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
The Surgeon General has determined that Continued serious computer use may be hazardous to your health.
The Surgeon General has determined that life causes death!

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