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The tax system is stacked against the average taxpayer.
The tax which will be paid for the purpose of education is not more than the thousandth part of what will be paid to kings, priests and nobles who will rise up among us if the people are in ignorance.
The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
So the next day the three little boys came in. She sai...
The teacher must derive not only the capacity, but the desire, to observe natural phenomena.
The teacher must understand and feel her position of observe...
The teacher should never lose his temper in the presence of the class.
If a man, he may take refuge in profane soliloquie...
The teacher told the young student to put on a new pair of underwear pants each day, and the kid did.
At the end of two weeks, he could no longer get his ordinary pants on!...
The teaching of BASIC in schools, should be considered a criminal act. -- Dijkstra
The tears of penitents are the wine of angels. -- St. Bernard
The technology we know the least about APPEARS to be the most attractive.
-- Amdahl customer speaking of CMOS and Parallel Sysplex...

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