The Surgeon General Has Determined That Life Causes Death!
The Surgeon General has determined that life causes death!
Go ahead, the Surgeon General has determined that you only live once.
The Surgeon General has determined that Continued serious computer use may be hazardous to your health.
Warning: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
Computer use can be addictive. -- Surgeon's general warning
Lorena Bobbitt: Our next Surgeon General.
Surgeon General found eating buttered popcorn in closet.
The Surgeon General says always wear your rubbers.
Warning: The Surgeon General is hazardous to your health.
Why do we need a surgeon general anyway?