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The Telephone Exchange ... A unique experience.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
The telescope makes the world smaller, the microscope makes the world larger. -- G. K. Chesterto
The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye -- Prof. Brian O'Blivio
The television writer's guild went on strike again today. This time to demand larger crayons.
The TELIX.FBK's here! The TELIX.FBK's here! -- S. Marti
The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope

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