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• Great job! You have killed the slimey nostril monster!
  He (she?) has has turned into a puddle on the floor and has slowly evaporated....
• The staff has beaten you severely. You can't carry as much as before.
• The staff has shrunk to a shadow of its former power.
• My BlueWave has turned Golden.
• Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
  Thank you for your cooperation....
• The staff beats you and then races around the room.
• A Pole, a Soviet, an American, an Englishman and a Canadian were lost in a forest in the dead of winter.
  As they were sitting around a fire, they noticed a pack of wolves eyeing them hungrily....
• Tranquillizers might get you killed.
• This country has turned into Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched.