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There was an awful rainbow once in heaven: We know her woof, her texture
he is given In the dull catalogue of common things....
There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial
There was an item in the paper today. A lion got loose in the Central Park Zoo.
And was severely mauled. -- Bob Newha...
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe She said "with my pension, that's all I can do" It may be substandard, but just down the block, I know an old lady who lives in a sock.
There was a nuclear war, a few years from now. This, all this, this whole place.
Gone...Just ... gone....
There was a phone call for you, I told them you were playing and goofing off.
Your boss wants to see you immediately....
There was a place in childhood that I remember well, And there a voice of sweetest tone bright fairy tales did tell.
-- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- My Mother dea...
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday.
Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -- Steven Wrigh...
There was a sound of revelry by night, And Belgium's capital had gather'd then Her beauty and her chivalry, and bright The lamps shone o'er fair women and brave men.
A thousand hearts beat happily; a...
There was a state without king or nobles; there was a church without a bishop
-- Rufus Choate (1799-1859) -- Speech before the New England Society, Dec. 22, 1843...

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