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• It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
• To a man on a ledge: "Thinking of jumping? Your first time, is it?" -- Bob Newha
• It seems to me the uses of tobacco aren't obvious right off the bat .
  .. You can shred it up and put it on a piece of paper and roll it up ....
• Some civilian workers got in among the research patients today and became so hysterical I felt compelled to have them nerve stapled.
  The consequence, of course, will be another public relations nightmare, but I was severely shaken by the extent of their revulsion towards a project so vital to our survival....
• I got no prob with "Bob
• Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to Kansas City.
  -- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd been traded....
• IBM: I've Been Mauled
• Emptiness on paper; Fleeting thoughts. Red Sox play at Fenway's Green park.
• We are in the process of buying a home. When you buy a home you deal with realtors.
  Realtors are people who did not make it as used-car salesmen. -- Bob Newha...