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• Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well?
  My mother. -- Jane Taylor (1783-1824) -- My Mothe...
• Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now
  o after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following word...
• For drames always go by conthraries, my dear. -- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- Rory O'More
• How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood, When fond recollection presents them to view.
  -- Samuel Woodworth (1785-1842) -- The Old Oaken Bucke...
• Mommy, do all fairy tales beginning with `Once upon a time'?
  "No, dear. Nowadays, lots of them start with `If I am elected....
• I remember, I remember How my childhood fleeted by,-- The mirth of its December And the warmth of its July.
  -- W. M. Praed (1802-1839) -- I remember, I remembe...
• A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping. -- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- The Angel's Whispe
• Marge: Lisa, you got a letter. Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya!
  [reads] Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad....
• Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
  Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....