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There was a time, not too long ago, when a person ordered $
75 in groceries, and ordered the truck to deliver these to the restaurant that person owned!...
There was a time when the movie "The Moon is Blue," was considered a really dirty trash movie.
Now, if it played at all, it would put a lot of folks to sleep....
There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.
-- Anatole Broyard...
There was a time when you could figure that seeing the word sex in print was really a misprint for sox or six.
There was a vague, unpleasant manginess about his appearance
he somehow seemed dirty, though a close glance showed him as carefully shaven as an actor, and clad in immaculate linen....
There was a young coder named Guy. He said to himself with a sigh, "The VAX is too slow, it won't even go.
I'll give my abacus a try....
There was a young lady from Venus. Whose body was shaped like a - -- Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.
2...
There was a young lady named Bright, Whose speed was far faster than light.
She went out one day, In a relative way, And returned the previous night! -- Reginald Bulle...
There was a young man who said God, I find it exceedingly odd, That the willow oak tree Continues to be, When there's no one about in the Quad.
Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd, For I'm always abou...
There was, it appeared, a mysterious rite of initiation through which, in one way or another, almost every member of the team passed.
The term that the old hands used for this rite -- West invented...

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