Related:

• Homer: I've never reached to you before but my wife is in her hour of need.
  Your help could make all the difference in the world....
• Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from your boss.
• Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached.
  .. (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can....
• There was a phone call for you.
• See? I told you them wizards was dangerous {ribbet}!
• No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
• You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....