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As a criminal organization, the Federal government makes the Mafia look like a bunch of purse snatchers.
-- Kevin S. Van Ho...
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A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.
As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? There is more hope of a fool than of him....
As a dream when one awaketh. -- Old Testament -- Psalm lxxiii, 20
A safe sperm gathers no defects.
As a former fetus, I OPPOSE ABORTION!
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth -- hear both sides and believe neither.
-- Josh Billings, humori...
As a general rule, the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information.
-- Benjamin Disraeli...

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