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A running mate is a husband who dared to talk back.
A Russian official came up to a factory worker and said, "If you drank a shot of vodka, could you still work?
The worker said, "I think I could." The official said, "If you drank two shots of vodka...
Aryse ye technoSerfs! Let us seek out the bloated aristocrats, and roast them in their own juice upon the fires of righteousness and justice!
-- Dan, rabble rousing the contracto...
ARZ: Add and Reset to Zero
As a boy he dreamed of being a ship's captain, but gave it up when someone explained to him what sharks were .
.." -- Woody Alle...
As a candidate for national elective office the most dangerous thing you can do is say something during the campaign that the people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy...
As a character in Gore Vidal's new novel, `Hollywood', say
`What we invent, others reflect.' The problem is that the only thing worse than Guns n' Roses is censorship....
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing!
As a confirmed melancholic, I can testify that the best and maybe only antidote for melancholia is *action*.
However, like most melancholics, I suffer also from sloth. -- Edward Abbey...
A sacred burden is this life ye bear: Look on it, lift it, bear it solemnly, Stand up and walk beneath it steadfastly.
Fail not for sorrow, falter not for sin, But onward, upward, till the goal ye wi...

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