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asbestos longjohns: n. Notional garments donned by {USENET} posters just before emitting a remark they expect will elicit {flamage}.
This is the most common of the {asbestos} coinages. Al...
As between the skulking and furtive poacher, who hunts for the sake of meat, and the honest gentleman shooter, who kills for the pleasure of sport, I find the former a higher type of humanity.
-- Edw...
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)...
As Bourque's dreaming of golf..."MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
As boys do sparrows, with flinging salt upon their tails.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub, Sect. vii...
As bright as a nightlight / small appliance bulb / tulip bulb.
As Caesar was at supper the discourse was of death,--which sort was the best.
That," said he, "which is unexpected." -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Caesa...
A scallop has 35 eyes.
A scared psyche is like a used Pinto... you can't do anything with it." -- David Addiso
A scar nobly got is a good livery of honor. -- William Shakespeare

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