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As an infant, I had very few hobbies.
As an old soldier I admit the cowardice: it's as universal as seasickness, and matters just as little.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
As an ox goeth to the slaughter. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs vii, 22; Jeremiah xi, 19
As any magician will tell you -- Myth Direction is the secret of a successful steal. -- D. Henning
As a professional humorist, I often get letters from readers who are interested in the basic nature of humor.
What kind of a sick perverted disgusting person are you," these letters typically ask, ...
As a result of the last Presidential election it has come to our attention that anyone can succeed if they learn to have no ideas and a tremendous ability toward precise articulation of these.
As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
As a rough rind sometimes covers the sweetest fruit, so a rough exterior often conceals a kindly and hearty nature.
-- S. Smile...
As a rule, go with state-of-the-art technology (but don't be first). -- Larry Long
As a rule I don't drink--as a habit I do!

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