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• Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
  -- Josh Billings (1818-85), American humori...
• I know that Aesop told us "Every truth has two side
  it is well that we look at both sides, before we commit ourselves to either....
• As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. -- Josh Billing
• Hear one side, and you will be in the dark; Hear both sides, and all will be in the clear.
  -- Haliburto...
• There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Anyone want a burger? It has cheese on both sides!
• Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgive
  confess them to man and you will be laughed at. -- Josh Billing...