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There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plants and animals.
When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesi...
There are some people that, if they don't know, you can't tell them.
You can tell a teacher as far as you can see one, but you can't tell them much....
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell em. -- Yogi Berra
There are some people who read too much: the bibliobibuli.
I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion....
There are some people who take a nickel's worth of knowledge and sit on it as if it were an Incan treasure.
-- unknow...
There are some politicians who, if their constituents were cannibals, would promise them missionaries for dinner.
-- H.L. Mencke...
There are some really dumb folks around. There was this guy that caught a terrible cold, sitting in his car, waiting for the ticket booth to open at the Drive-In Theater.
The feature, on the board...
There are some remedies which are far excessive of the disease they cure. -- Confucius Say
There are some remedies worse than the disease. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 301
There are some strings. They're just not attached.

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