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• The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail
  if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. -- H. L. Mencke
• The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals.
  Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics....