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The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered.
.. deeply, ...finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the...
The President and Mrs. Bush had to pass up a diplomatic reception for one of the new Ambassadors the other day.
...couldn't get anyone to stay with the Vice President. Mrs. Bush was quoted as saying...
The president has so much good publicity potential that hasn't been exploited.
The President is getting religious and knows what he is doing.
This type of news is enough to scare the hell out of anyone....
The President is my shepherd, I am in want. He maketh me to lie down on park benches, he leadeth me beside still factories, he restoreth my doubt in the Republican party.
He guideth me to the path o...
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
-- Answering machine madness - authority...
The President of Eastern Airlines is marketing an Airplane Package Kit, the kind you ordinarily put together.
Only in this instance, the plane comes assembled and you break it up and sell the parts....
The President publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's remark, There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews!
. Those offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teache...
The President scores much better than Bill Clinton.
The President's on line one. He wants to know is everything all right with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should he go ahead and destroy Russia?
"Tell him yes on one, no on two." "Which wa...

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