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• UNIX EXPRESS Each passenger brings a piece of the airplane and a box of tools to the airport.
  They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they want to build and how to put it together....
• One day President Reagan, Chairman Andropov, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
  Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down....
• One day President Reagan, Chairman Brezhnev, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
  Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down....
• Don't break it if you can't fix it. -- Marketing manage
• Airplane Law When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
• When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. The Airplane Law
• Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it, and sell it as fertilizer.
• You should never ride in an airplane with a sports team, because if the plane goes down, it's you they're gonna eat!
  -- Gordon Downie, singer for Tragically Hip...
• MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
  This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....