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The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.
The problem with born-again Christians is that they're an even bigger pain the second time around.
-- Herb Caen....
The problem with depending on government is that you can't depend on it.
The problem with engineers is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.
The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results....
The problem with government is it scratches where there ain't no itch.
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.
The problem with losing stuff is that it always happens when you're not watching.
Of course if you were watching I guess the stuff wouldn't get lost, would it....
The problem with majority is that you can't outvote it!
The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that for a group of people to behave in a way detrimental to the common good requires intent.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
-- Elizabeth Taylo...

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