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• My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, and it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits.
  It restoreth my square roots and guideth me along paths of floating decimal points for the sake of precision....
• My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, and it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits.
  It restoreth my square roots and guideth me along paths of floating decimal points for the sake of precision....
• He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
  -- Old Testament -- Psalm xxiii, 2...
• Little Fly, Thy summer's play If thought is life My thoughtless hand And strength & breath, Has brush'd away.
  And the want Of thought is death, Am not I A fly like thee?...
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• Under the wide an starry sky, Dig my grave and let me lie
  Glad did I live and gladly die, And laid me down with a will, And this be the verse that you grave for me, Here he lies where he longed to be, Home is the sailor home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill....
• Under the wide an starry sky, Dig my grave and let me lie
  Glad did I live and gladly die, And laid me down with a will, And this be the verse that you grave for me, Here he lies where he longed to be, Home is the sailor home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill....
• I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
• All that I am my mother made me. -- John Quincy Adam