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• I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.
  -- Lyndon Baines Johnso...
• If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
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• Freedom is not enough. -- Lyndon B. Johnso
• Lyndon Johnson's strategy is too slick to talk about and so subtle that only a few fellow con men appreciate it.
• Co-existence - what the farmer does with the turkey until Thanksgiving. -- Mike Connolly
• I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
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