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• Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror.
  Kill all and you are a God. -- Jean Rostand...
• Why are you watching The washing machine? I love entertainment So long as it's clean.
  Professor Doberman: While the preceding poem is unarguably a change from the guarded pessimism of "The Hound of Heaven," it cannot be regarded as an unqualified improvement....
• Why is the King of Hearts the only one without a moustache?
• To be adult is to be alone. -- Jean Rostand
• Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far. -- Jean Cocteau
• The change of one simple behavior can affect othe behaviors and thus change many things.
  -- Jean Bea...
• Shh! Admire the majesty of those stone pointy things.
• He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience
  like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it....