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• Seits's Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
• Second Law of Class Scheduling: A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.
• Sixth Law of Applied Terror: At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester -- and never attending.
• Cadet #2: We're going to make your life a living hell for the rest of the semester.
  Leader: But, graduation's in three hours. Anderso...
• You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.
• Higher education helps your earning capacity. Ask any college professor.
• ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE =============== To minimize scheduling confusio
  please realize that if you are taking one course which is offered at only one time on a given day, and another which is offered at all times on that day, the second class will be arranged as to afford maximum inconvenience to the student....
• Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. -- Laurence J. Pete