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• GOLDFISH Small orange coloured fish designed to fit easily into cat's claws.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. -- Robert Quille
• When you're young, try to be realistic; as you get older, become idealistic.
  You'll live longer. -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
• If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...
• Ferret = chaos with fur, claws and an odd smell.
• Prosthetic dog claws -- "101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
• 101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR (1) Scarecrow for centipedes (2) Dead cat brush (3) Hair barrettes (4) Cleats (5) Self-piercing earrings (6) Fungus trellis (7) False eyelashes (8) Prosthetic dog claws .
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• A good cat, is a dead cat.