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• Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), Notebooks(1935)...
• One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it--they also believed the world was flat.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Modesty died when clothes were born. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have got so much more of it.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• One of the proofs of immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed in it.
  They have also believed that the world was flat....
• There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...