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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
-- P. J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whore...
The mystics and their collected works. When one addresses oneself to God, and to God alone, as they claim to do, one should be careful not to write.
God doesn't read... -- E.M. Ciora...
he myth of socialism is far stronger than the reality of capitalism.
That is because capitalism is not really an ism at all....
he NAACP should have riot rehersal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.
-- Rush Limbaugh...
Then again, there are those of us who actually find it funny!
The Nagas of Upper Burma say that the sun shines by day because, being a woman, it is afraid to venture out at night.
The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. -- Japanese proverb
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: From the brother...of the director...of Ghost.
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lo

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