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  ); } is equivalent to int i;main(){for(;i["]
• The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
  -- P.J. O'Rourke - A Parliament of Whore...
• Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
• Life's little mystery: How can a two pound box of candy make you gain 5 pounds?
• My gawd, how the years fly. Stolidly middle-aged - when only yesterday I was young and eager and awed by the mystery of an unfolding world.
  -- H. P. Lovecraft, 8/20/1926...
• How the government works: The Senate gets the bill from the House.
  The President gets the bill from the Senate. And we get the bill for everything....
• Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
• It is a good answer which knows how to stop.