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The money saved for a rainy day now buys a smaller umbrella.
The money you save after the kids have gone can be used well, to afford new housing for the smaller family.
The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee
The monkey speaks his mind.
The monster London laugh at me. -- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667) -- Of Solitude, xi
The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power. -- Francis Baco
The moone is made of a greene cheese. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. vii
The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.
The moon is blue and I'm not to happy either.
The moon is made of green cheese. -- John Heywood (1497-1580)
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