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• The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.
• Just doing time on planet Earth...
• The force of gravity on the moon is a fraction of the gravity on the earth, so the moon would not be able to attract the pen to inself.
  Rather, it would only be able to suspend the pen....
• Say NOPE (Not On Planet Earth) to NIMBY
• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.