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The magic in the marriage has faded a little when he would rather see flour on her hands than flower in her hair.
The magic of a face. -- Thomas Carew (1589-1639) -- Epitaph on the Lady S
The magic word is: xyzzy
The magic words are: squeamish ossifrage
The Magistrate renders summary judgement. You are sentenced to prison!
The guards recognize you as a 'three-time-loser' ....
The maid who modestly conceals Her beauties, while she hides, reveal
Give but a glimpse, and fancy draws Whate'er the Grecian Venus was....
The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away!
The main beneficiaries of federal aid are those states that most oppose the principle.
-- Bob Smith...
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything .
.. or nothing. -- Nancy Asto...
The main difference between a child and parent is that when a child feels like he or she should run away from home, the child says this out loud.

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