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The lunatic, the lover, and the poet Are of imagination all compac
One sees more devils than vast hell can hold, That is, the madma...
The lustre of diamonds is invigorated by the interposition of darker bodie
he lights of a picture are created by the shade...
The lyfe so short, the craft so long to lerne, Th' assay so hard, so sharpe the conquering.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- The Assembly of Fowles, Line 1...
The machine answering this message is connected to a 5000 volt power supply, and a relay which is wired to this small kitten.
(Sound of a kitten meowing.) If you hang up before you leave a message...
The machine -- not only does it relieve us mechanically of a crushing weight of physical and mental labo
but by the miraculous enhancing of our senses, through its powers of enlargement, penetratio...
The Macintosh is like a computer, only slower.
The Mac operating system is like the monorail at Disney World.
It's kind of spectacular and fun, but it doesn't go much of anywhere. Still, the kids like it....
The mad quoter!
The mad scientist was once only a creature of gothic romance
ow he is everywhere, busy torturing atoms and animals in his laboratory. -- Edward Abbey...
The magician is seated in his high chair and looks upon the world with favor.
He is at the height of his powers. If he closes his eyes, he causes the world to disappear....

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