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• It is immoral to parent irresponsibly. . . And it doesn't help matters any when prime time TV
  like 'Murphy Brown', a character who is supposed to represent a successful career woman of today, mocks the importance of the father by bearing her child alone, claiming that this is simply another lifestyle choice....
• Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
  -- Proverbs 22:6...
• The difference between a child and a hacker is the amount he flames about his toys.
  -- Ed Schwalenberg...
• Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
• SWEATER: A garment worn by a child when their mother feels chilly.
• A child squeals real loud when picked up by the ears.
• A suspicious parent makes an artful child. -- Haliburto