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The man who said: "A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush" has been putting his bird in the *WRONG* bushes.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.
The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees absolutely nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
The man who sees, on New Year's day, Mount Fuji, a hawk, and an eggplant is forever blessed.
-- Old Japanese proverb...
The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit, the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936)...
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. -- Jones' Law
The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.
-- Edward Bulwer Lytton (1805-1873) -- Night and Morning, Chap. vi...
The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. -- Chinese Proverb

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