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  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• The hair ball blocking the drain of the shower reminded Laura she would never see her little dog Pritzi again.
  -- 1988 Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest, runner up...
• She has more goodness in her little finger than he has in his whole body.
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
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  She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan....
• I would rather see starlight than streetlights.
• They told me you had proven it When they discovered our results About a month before.
  Their hair began to curl The proof was valid, more or less Instead of understanding it But rather less than more....
• They told me you had proven it About a month before.
  The proof was valid, more or less He sent them word that we would try But rather less than more....