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ARN: a metallic element. "Mah muscle is as strong as arn!" -- Texan Dictionary
Arnie: "In my country, we lined all the drug dealers and drug addicts and shot them in the back of the head.
Fellow cop: "Nah, that wouldn't work here. Too many politicians." Arnie: "Shoot them fi...
Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Stars in "Total Recall of Cthulhu"!
Arnolt devor thosoph teron dubonic bashovisky?
A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
A robin redbreast in a cage Puts all Heaven in a rage. -- Blake
A robot, concealing the way His wires fell into decay, Was outwardly quite The Arthurian Knight, But inwardly Dorian Gray.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
A robot gigantic and grand For desalinization was planned, And tested with bales Of Chaucerian tales That came out insipid and bland.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
A robot played chess with a punch, But died with a hideous crunch One day when the pawns Appeared to be prawns And he gobbled them up for his lunch.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...

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