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• We want to see three things in the 1988 Republican Party Platform.
  .. First, a constitutional amendment banning all abortions in the United States....
• Kent: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak.
  Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene. Arnie: [live remote, in a helicopter] Everything's snowed in!...
• Arnie: Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute.
  Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets....
• Save the children! Shoot a drug dealer!
• OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted.
• The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologie
• This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people.
  Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel....
• Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some.
  ..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!...
• I support drug tests. Test the politicians.