Miscellaneous Collections

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The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
-- The Cafeteria Law...
The item you want is out of stock. But it's on back order.
The JABBER crisis: "But it worked in Beta testing!
The Jackal only eats bad food.
The Japanese call us lazy, but at least we cook our fish!
The Japanese have created a word to mean vomit: Bushusuru.
The Japanese have recently improved upon bungee jumping. - It is now cordless.
The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.
The Jetdillo Project: 2000 pounds of steel, 20,000 pounds of thrust.
One pair of very dark shades. The world's first fully cybernetic, SSTO-capable armadillo....
The Jews and Arabs should settle their disputes in the true spirit of Christian charity.
-- Alexander Wiley...

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