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The IRS does it to EVERYBODY.
The I.R.S. must like poor people, it makes a lot of them.
The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800.
I said "If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return....
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
If you ask the...
Their strength is to sit still. -- Old Testament -- Isaiah xxx, 7
Their [the Klingon's] empire is made up of conquered worlds.
They take what they want by arms and force. -- Kirk, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2....
The Islamic Musical, "Seven Brides for One Brothe
The isles of Greece, the isles of Greece! Where burning Sappho loved and sung.
. . . . . Eternal summer gilds them yet, But all except their sun is set....
The I.S.O. standard unit of female pulchritude is the milli-helen.
This is the amount of beauty capable of causing the launching of a single ship....
The itch of disputing will prove the scab of churches.
-- Sir Henry Wotton (1568-1639) -- A Panegyric to King Charle...

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