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The job of a Dean is to raise as much money as he can, then spend it as fast as he can.
The job of satire is to frighten and enlighten. -- Richard Condo
The job of the engineer is to produce systems that people can trust.
By this standard, there exist very few software engineers....
The job of the leader is to make it easy to do the right thing, difficult to do the wrong thing.
The job's not over until the paperwork's done. -- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep.
1985...
The Joh virus Corrupts your data, but don't you worry about that. -- New viruses on the block.
The joke about "as clean as Soap and Water could get them" reminds me of what my friend Mark Carlson used to say as he sat down to ea
(rubs hands, inhales appreciatively) "Ah -- a meal fit for a...
The Joule-Thompson Throttling. Now you can't throttle them, they're dead. (an experiment)
The journey of a thousand leagues begins from beneath your feet. -- Lao-Tzu
The joy is in the doing. -- Elizabeth Braidwood The joy is in the dancing.
-- Justin du Coeur The joy is in the dancer. -- Justin's lady The joy is in Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen....

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