The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be
taken by the person in front of you.
-- The Cafeteria Law
taken by the person in front of you.
-- The Cafeteria Law
Related:
- Cafeteria Law:
The item you had your eye on the minute you walked... - The "CONSUMER REPORT" on the item will come out a week after you buy the item.
Beryl's... - You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp
machine too long when you go out to the junk food machine... - Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a
week after you've made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated... - Being a doormat gets you
walked on... - If a person deceives you once, shame on that person.
If a person deceives you twice, shame on you! For... - If your behind is in front,
you turned around... - You must dine in our cafeteria.
You can eat dirt cheap there!!!... - Paulg's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs,
it's how much you save...
From the same category:
- Let sleeping dogs lie.
--
Charles... - Why do we do it?
WE DON'T KNOW... - The commercial prostitution of love is the last outcome of our whole
social system,
and its most clear condemnation. It flaunts in our... - A mother-in-law is often a
mother... - Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will...
